9 mamegoma items i wish i owned
my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife
i kissed a boy once and now i am immortal
basically the young adult section of any bookstore
i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land
well that escalated quickly
paige i’m a lesbian why would i entice cute boys where did you think that post was going
Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Certainly. And your name is?
Mark Pellegrino.
...Mark Pellegrino?
Yes.
As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
*chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
The Doctor: What’s that about, ringing? What am I supposed to do with a ringing phone?
Dean Winchester: I don’t know, maybe pick up the phone and tell us that a raging psycopath was dropping by!?
Sherlock: I’m not a psycopath, I’m a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
YES
THIS IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME ALL DAY
